Hvaða vitleysa er þetta???

Vá hvað er eiginlega að gerast???

þriðjudagur, mars 30, 2004

Jæja, nú er ég ekkert búinn að blogga í smá tíma, en veit samt ekki enn hvað ég ætti að segja. Það er búið að vera svo lítið að gerast hjá mér undanfarið sem vert er að segja frá, maður er bara búinn að vera að vinna og lyfta síðan eyðir maður frídögunum sínum í að gera ekki neitt nema að láta sér leiðast. Þar sem að sumt fólk er svo "upptekið" að maður nær ekki í það...

Annars vona ég að þessi ritstífla hjá mér fari að hverfa von bráðar...

miðvikudagur, mars 24, 2004

Bjóðum nýjum bloggara velkominn en það er rugludallurinn hann andri

þriðjudagur, mars 23, 2004

Vá hvað sumt af þessu shitti hér fyrir neðan er nasty og ætti ekki að vera leikið eftir af öðrum en fagmönnum og fólki sem er "up to it" sem ég efast um að séu margir...

Classic Positions...

1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.
2. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
3. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
4. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
5. Golden Shower - Any form of peeing on a girl. (aka: watersports)
6. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
7. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
8. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
9. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
10. Double Fishhook - From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.
11. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
12. Dog in a Bathtub - This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
13. The Bronco - Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
14. Pink Glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
15. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)
16. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down on her, you puke on her box. Happy trails!
17. Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around and wipe the residue on her upper lip, providing her a mustache.
18. Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use; hence, western.
19. The Blumpkin - You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her suck you off while you're on the shitter.
20. The Bismark - Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and jism together.
21. Jelly Doughnut - A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
22. Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
23. Tossing salad - Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc
24. The Fish Eye - Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
26. The Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.
27. The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.
28. Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).
29. The Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
30. Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over the skank's face and taking a dump.
31. Ray Bans - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You're can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.
32. The Snowmobile - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
33. The Dutch Oven - Also well known. Whenever you fart while humping, pull the covers over her head. Don't let her out until all movement ceases.
34. Smoking Pole - Self Explanatory. Don't use fire.
35. Rusty Trombone - Getting the reacharound while getting your salad tossed. Also known as milking the prostate.
36. Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.
37. Stovepiping - Taking it in the Tush.
38. Rusty Anchor - After a healthy term of the Stovepiping, the recipient gets to enjoy a good fudgesicle.
39. Sandpiper - A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.
40. Lucky Pierre - the middle man in a three way buttfuck. Also known as the french sandwich.
41.Divortex- A mystical place into which old friends are sucked when a married couple splits up.
42.Blump- To suck someone's dick while they are taking a dump.
43.Bustard- A very rude bus driver.
44.Cold Faithful- Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.
45.Grand pappy smash- To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.
46.Esplanade- To attempt an explanation while drunk.
47.Flatulence- The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
48.Butt Rodeo- When you're going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible "BUTT RODEO!" You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses ya off!
49.Bargoyle- The hideous old hair-spray hag who seems to live at your local watering hole. She usually smokes endlessly, spends hundreds of dollars a night on video-poker, and makes sexually threatening comments to frightened college freshmen.
50.Pasteurize- Once you get her hairy bush pasteurize, you got it licked!
51.Beerelevant- A point which does not seem to be particularly important, given enough beer
52.Mangry- Describing the anger of women who are angry at men, specifically. "She's such a bitch, she's just plain mangry."
53.Clitourist- A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: "Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."
54.Stuffucking- The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. (see also; Fugly)
55.Antlers- Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.
56.The Kangmin - while a girl is reciting bad poetry, you take her from behind.
57.The Flaming Amazon- This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then extinguish the flames with your jizz!
58.The Screwnicorn -When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
59.Split pissonality -When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!
60.A Short in the Cord- A "code" phrase used by the common man to refer to Testicular Tendon Tangle Syndrome. Ex. "Oh fuck! My nuts are killing me... I think I've got a short in the cord."
61.Old Jism Trail -The stream of semen oozing down the chin and chest of someone who has just finished fellating a senior citizen.
62.Abdicate -To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
63.Lymph -To walk with a lisp.
64.Anal Boot- An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.
65.Australian Death Grip- The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends.
66.Fumilingus -When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.
67.Intoxicourse- Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.
68.Valsalva -The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.
69.Insta-gasm -Pre-mature ejaculation at the sight of a beautiful woman. ie: "She was so fine, I had an insta-gasm before I could get her clothes off!"
70.Manual Deconstipation -This is where you get out the hand cream and go in manually for the hammerhead by breaking it into smaller chunks and pulling it out a piece at a time.
71.Post Poodum Syndrome -The feeling of depression felt after successful removal of a hammerhead. The excitement has passed, and you must now find something else to occupy your time.
72.The Homolic Maneuver -Using your penis to dislodge an object blocking a choking victim's windpipe.
73.Pegging - having a female take you in the rear with a strap on.
74. The UnderDog - after a hard session at the gym, your armpit muscle begins to twitch; thus giving you the ability to jerk a guy off with your armpit muscle.
75. The Twinkler - when you are 69ing a girl and you shove your dick into mouth hard, and you watch her a-hole "twinkle" as she gags.
76. Angry dragon - This involves the girl giving the guy head and as he is about to cum slapping the girl on the back of the head causing the cum to come out her nose. Great care should be used to not slap her mouth shut.
77. Tony Danza - a takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza. When you are about to cum while doing a girl from behind, you say "who's the boss?" and stick it in her ass. Before she says anything you shout "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the back of the head.
78. Alaskan firedragon - another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan firedragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, cum in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth at the same time. Then whisper in her ear "i have syphilis" so she spews it out her nose.
79. The Walrus - when she's giving u a blowjob and u cum in her mouth unexpectadly, cover up her mouth and punch her in the stomach.
80. The Fat Lip - If you get poison ivy and finger a girl, her labia lips will swell. A la, the fat lip.
81. Sleeping Bag - If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.
82. Hummer Bird - when a girl is giving a guy a hummer, and he's enjoying it, she bites on his bird.
83. Bloody Mary - when a drunk guy is going down on a girl and without even realizing it after he's done, he realizes Mary was very Bloody
84. The Houdini - this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small of her back (making her think you've finished...). It's at the point when she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if you've got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings and the David Copperfield.
85. Upperdecking - This one takes practice. This maneuver requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. Instead of crapping in the bowl, you shit in the tank (i.e. upperdecking). Now don't flush. When the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl. If you play your cards right, it may ferment
86. Journey into darkness - This is the most disturbing of all. It entails shitting into another person's asshole. Not for beginners.
87. Rocky Balboa - dont shower for 2 weeks, then diarrhea down her throat at any point during sexual contact.
88. Rocky Balboa Title Punch - same as the Rocky Balboa, but in that non-showering 2 weeks all you eat is corn.
89. The McDonald's Quick Draw - Get your girlfriend to talk dirty into the intercom, making the order guy start to beat off. Then while pulling up to the window, have her give you falatio till you are about to blow your beefy chunk-load. Upon pulling up to the window, tell your girl friend to yell "Draw!". Then on "three", both you and the guy blow your loads either on her or eachother.
90. Uncle Jemima - the typical dirty chef at your local Denny's or other low-class food establishment who occasionally becomes disgruntled, and takes out his frustration on your meal, via "the ass wipe" or the "French Toast Strut" seen in Road Trip.
91. Airtight - this is where a girl has a cock in each of her three holes, hence, airtight.
92. The Throne of Lightning - This is done by fucking a girl while you shit in a toilet. When you're going to blow your load, turn her over and dunk her head in the toilet, while she's bobbing for your turd plummet a river of semen in her ass. Not to be confused with "Ride the Lightning," a Metallica album
93. Abe Lincoln - You're getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you shave her beaver and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe's.
94. Thanksgiving - Just like the holiday, Thanksgiving is when you do a girl and then she puts her two big butt cheeks on your face like holiday hams. An overcooked thanksgiving is similar to this but instead of just putting the cheeks on your head she farts on it too.
95. PEUM - An acronym coined by a group of drunk assholes that defines the annoying (and uncontrollable) tendency to piss in multiple directions after a raucous fuck: Post-Ejaculatory Urinary Misfire.
96. The Beverly Hills Whiffer -This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell "So, you think your shit don't stink now ?!"
97. Shanghai Shampoo - Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Blow it all in her hair, rub it in thoroughly. When it dries it will resemble the crunchy noodles often served with chop suey.
98 . Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing "Happy Birthday." Then blow out the candles
99. Spicey Stanley - When a girl takes hot sauce and pours it on your cock. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob, making sure all of the hot sauce is gone.
100.The Brodieruption - while a girl is speaking loe genitalese to you, right before you shoot soul sauce down her gullet, rip ass right in her face, ‡ la brodie and renee, in mallrats.
101.Toboggan - when you attack from behind on your partner, push them and then ride them down the stairs like a tobaggon sled.
102.Snowball - this is after your partner gives you head and then when you cum in her mouth she attempts to make out with you.
103.Dirty Snowball - this is of the original snowball but instead of her trying to make out with you, she makes out with someone else.(This gives you negative points in a Sex point scale Game)
104.Golf - this is when you are eating out a girl and then grab her pubic hair and yank it and yell "FORE"
105.Milking The Cow - Have sex with a girl with a rubber on, then afterwards pull the rubber off ever so carefully so that all of your specimens are in the bottom then while laying down after sex hold it upside down over her face and use the condom while pretend your milking cow utters.
106. The Pirate Maker - When your sitting on a girls face and she's sucking on your nuts, you start poking her in the eye with your cock.
107.Spanish Inquisition - This is kind of like the Snowmobile. While fucking a woman in the ass, grab her arms and bring them up behind her, arching her back. Then yell, "Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition." For some variation, add a donkey punch.
108. The Volcano - Blow your load on someone's ass crack. Then wait for them to fart and cause the cum to spurt out.
109. Corn Flakes - This requires a really dirty partner. When you're about to cum, shoot it in her ear. If she's dirty enough, she'll have plenty of ear wax. Hopefully, the ear wax will float atop the semen. With the correct coloration, her ear will look like a bowl of milk and cereal.
110. Ali - When give a guy a hummer, start punching his nutsack as if it were a punching bag.
111. The Lloyd Bridges - When she's giving the head job and you're just about to blow, twitch and yell "Who is it?" She will look around. Blow in her ear. She will look confused, and will jerk her head repeatedly to one side, just like Lloyd Bridges did to get the seawater out of his ear in Sea Hunt. (For those too young to remember, he was a crime-busting scuba diver).
112. The Triple Crown of Sex - In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session.
113. Tombstone 69 - while having standing 69 with her upside down, wait till you cheeze then exclaim "tombstone" and drop her on her head WWF style. With any luck she will proceed to expell "angry dragon" style as well because of the impact. Important note: make sure your dick is not in her mouth anymore when you tombstone her
114. Shanghai Stirfry - when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.
115. A Hot Carl - when you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. (note: we all thought this one was only for 2 guys...)
116. The Halmstad Hook - This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has transferred from her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as "Swedish Cheese." The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work.
117. Give a Cat a Bath - the act of trying to insert your testicle into a girls asshole, this is very hard to do, hence "give a cat a bath"
118. Ralph Malph - puke all up in her snatch while munching her box.
119. Breakfast at Tiffany's - the act of eating a soft-boiled egg from your girl's pussy.
120.Karen Carpenter - fucking a chick in the ass while she vomits. Feels a lot like a multi-donkey punch.
121. The Mushroom Tattoo (aka Mushroom Welt/print) - when a chick's going down on you, you pull it out, pull it back and whip her in the forehead with it....thus....mushroom tattoo
122. Squeegee - when your fucking a girl in the ass, when your about to cum, you stick a pin in one of her ass cheeks, thus making her clench up and cleaning all the shit off your cock as you pull out at the same time.
123. Cunt Trumpet - While down on a chick, place your lips solidly over her love hole and blow, watch her stomach rise as she fills with air. Then, with a firm hand push down on her stomach to let all the air out like the beautiful sound of a trumpet
124. Rodeo Fuck - When you are doing your girl doggystyle, bend over and whisper in her ear, "your almost as good a lay as your sister..." Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.
125. Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope
126. The Shocker (aka The Alien) - Two in the Pink and one in the Stink.
127. Louisville Slugger - Your girl is on her knees in front of you servicing your pole. At some random point in time during this act you pull out, twist your hips, yell "BATTER UP!!!!" and smack her firmly in the cheek with your baseball bat like cock.
128. Wet Jessy - Sneak into a girls bedrooms while she's sleeping and Jack Off on her.
129. Pearl Harbor (for the ladies) - Right after sucking a guy off stand up and spit his jizz right back in his face, then yell "Tora, Tora, Tora!"
130. The Mumbler - A girl in pants that are too tight (you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they're saying).
131. The Gardener - when you are doing a girl from behind, you pause and yank the hairs(weeds) from her asshole, then you proceed to "sow your seed" by cumming on her anus.
132. The Wheelbarrow - Man and woman are going at it doggystyle on the floor, then the man grabs the woman's legs and stands up, leaving the woman's arms on the ground, and starts running around the room, continuing to bang away...

miðvikudagur, mars 17, 2004

Þið verðið bara að afsaka þetta bloggleysi hjá mér, það fer að bætast úr því, en þangað til þá þá bið ég ykkur bara að vera róleg á æsingnum...

P.S. ég tók sömu þyngd og Trausti í tveimur tækjum í Gyminu í dag :D...

föstudagur, mars 12, 2004

Jæja, ætli að maður bæti nú ekki henni Kötu við hérna á linkasafnið, en það er nú kærastan hans Ella. Til hamingju með nýja bloggið :D...

fimmtudagur, mars 11, 2004

Your and Innocent Unicorn! Innocent Unicorns are
very pure and good. They are the rarest of
types and sadly, are being hunted. Thats
because an Innocent Unicorn horn once removed
from the head, is worth alot of money, and if
left in holy water for a day, will turn into
diamond. Young Innocent Unicorns always stay
close to their mothers, and always will stand
by there side even when they grow. Innocent
Unicorns are said to be the friends of angels
and can dance on moonbeams. Innocent unicorns
represnt virginty, goodness, pureness, and
love. They always value friendship, and
familly, and are facinated by humans. Innocent
unicorns are shy, but if friends for someone,
its a friend to the end.

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Unicorns are pure....
Your a Unicorn! Unicorns are pure, innocent,
magestic creatures that have a spiraling white
horn growing out of their forehead, and a white
graceful, horses body. Unicorns represent the
sign of purity, innocence, freindship, healing,
rejeventation, and truth. Your horn is rare
prized, but you tend to be naive, lured by a
childs cry. Unicorns are reare, beautiful ans
shy mythical creatures, and you are lucky to be

What Mythical Beast are you?
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You belong to the world of knowledge-seekers
You belong somewhere out in the world, exploring
and learning and spreading the knowledge that
you find. When you love, that love will join
you in your quest and believe as you do in a
world of spiritual energy that is stronger than
anything humanity could normally even conceive,
although you may be able to. Council those you
encounter, give them your wisdom, and stay true
to yourself.

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Þar sem að þessi færsla kemur inn eftir miðnætti, þá segir talvan að það sé fimmtudagur, en í mínum augum er miðvikudagur ennþá. Ég ætla að halda mig við það. En í gær þá var ég eitthvað að tjá mig um það að það væri nú gaman ef að stelpunum sægi sér nú fært um að segja eitthvað gott um mig, en ekki alltaf bara um þá sem eru í kringum mig. Og það mætti halda að fólk í vinnunni væri að lesa þetta blogg, þó að ég hafi aldrei sagt neinum í vinnunni frá því að ég væri að blogga. Því að í dag, þá voru bara allar stelpurnar sem mættu í vinnu í dag sem sögðu að ég væri flottur. En til að skýra það aðeins betur, og sína fram á það að það var ekki bloggið sem fékk stelpurnar til að segja þetta. Þá var bara ein stelpa að vinna í dag sem þýðir að það var í raun bara ein stelpa sem sagði þetta við mig. En það skiftir ekki máli, hún sagði við mig að ég væri flottar. Nú verð ég bara að detta í það og fagna því :D...

En um annað, það er núna búið að vera að spá því að það eigi að vera rok og rigning fram að helgi, sem er kannski ekki það skemmtilegasta. Þó að ég hafi hugsað mér gott til glóðarinnar í dag, en þannig er mál með vexti að það er mjög þægilegt að hlaupa í rigningu og þar sem að það rigndi svo mikið í dag. Þá var ég staðráðin í því að fara að skokka eftir vinnu ef að rigningin væri ennþá, en viti menn ætli að það stytti síðan ekki bara upp eftir það og rigningin virðist ekki vera á leiðinni til baka í kvöld. Þetta er alltaf svona, þegar ég ætla að fara skokka úti í rigningu þá annað hvort styttir upp eða hættir að rigna þegar að ég skokka af stað, þetta er svo týpískt að það er ekki eðlilegt...

þriðjudagur, mars 09, 2004

Tis an ice dragon breathes...when the first snowflake doesnt melt....
Your an ice dragon! Congrats! Out of all the
dragons, you are most powerful but do not like
to show it. A rare and special creture, you
have artistic style and are great at expressing
yourself. You think friends and Familly are the
most important, and are a hopeless romantic.
But of course, as ice goes, you can be a little
cold or harsh at times. But not to worry, you
always apoligize later!

What elemental dragon are you?
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anime chick
You are a human shadow. If a loved one needs you,
you are always right at his or her heels! Your
deep social connection with human beings
produces your qualities of genuine caring and
charisma. However, at times you are naive to
the true nature of your loved ones. Remember
that humans' gift of free will does not always
lead them in wise directions. But your essence
of love and friendship represent the other
precious gifts of humanity. Overall you are a
strikingly valuable and innocent being who has
a lot to give.(please rate my quiz cuz it took
me for freaking ever to create)

What Kind of Shadow Are You? (with gorgeous pics)
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Hmmm, það er skemmtilegt til þess að vita hvað vatn í bensíntönkum getur valdið, í dag var ég á leið í kringluna mep bróður mínum, það byrjaði ekki gæfulega, því að það voru einhverjar gangtruflanir af vatnsvöldum, þannig að það leiddi til þess að ég stoppaði á miðjum gatnamótum við Grensás/Miklabraut. Sem er ekki alveg besti staðurinn til að stoppa á. En það hafðist á endanum að komast yfir, það var þegar að það var að koma rautt ljós í annað skiftið á mig á miðjum gatnamótunum, en við komumst þá alla leið í kringluna og hólpnir í bili...

Síðan röltum við bara eitthvað í kringlunni, vorum þarna að skoða og eitthvað, sem endaði með því að við eyddum báður pening, en ég samt töluvert minna, þar sem ég átti töluvert minni pening, fórum bara á kaffihús og höfðum það gott. Kíktum síðan í klippingu báðir, enda veitti mér ekki af eftir að hafa ekki klyppt mig síðan að ég snoðaði mig í nóvember, en við völdum sko ekki ódýrustu stofuna...

En klippngin leiðir okkur inná miður skemmtilega braut, við fengum jú fína klippingu báðir. En það er ekki að það, mér finnst oft stór furðulegt hvernig að ég laða alltaf stelpur að þeim sem ég er með, þær koma alltaf og vilja fá nr hjá þeim sem ég er með eða eitthvað. Tökum bara Vigga sem dæmi, hann hefur höstlað gellu sem ég var að pæla í, það var út af því að hún hafði áhuga á honum. Þegar að við erum í turninum, þá bregst það ekki að það er minnsta kosti ein um hverja helgi sem biður um nafnið hans, nr hjá honum eða spyr hvort að hann sé laus annað kvöld. Síðan í dag, þá fórum ég og bróðir minn í klippingu og þar var hárgreiðslustúlkan þar að bráðna við að klyppa bróðir minn, sem endaði með að hún lét hann hafa nafnið sitt og lág við að hann fengi síman hjá henni líka. Þannig að maður veltir því fyrir sér hvað þetta er. Afhverju er bara höstlað fólkið sem er í kringum mig???

Hvað með mig, hvers á ég að gjalda. Það er ekki eins og ég sé að biðja um að vera eitthvað eftirsóttur, bara að það sé nú ein og ein sem segi eitthvað gott um Ragga. Annars væri ég bara best settir sem vinur hans Tobba miðað við hvernig að hann talar um kvenfólk á sinni síðu, þá þarf ég ekki að hafa áhyggjur af því að fleiri reyni við hann en mig. En þá væri bara litið á okkur sem eitthvað happy couple sem er svosem ekkert betra. Eða þá að ég myndi strax laða gellur að Tobba þegar að ég er farinn að hanga með honum, þannig að ég veit ekki, best er bara að sitjast einhverstaðar að á eyðieyju og gerast munkur, leita að að sínum innri frið og þá ætti þetta vandamál að leysast...

föstudagur, mars 05, 2004

Það er ekkert annað, sá þessa könnun hjá frænda mínum, mér fannst nú svo kostuleg niðurstaðan að ég ákvað að sína hana hér :D...

Scroll in your toga?
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me
"Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you
just glad to see me?"
You're smooth, okay, but you also need a
girlfriend. Bad.

Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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fimmtudagur, mars 04, 2004

Ég er ekki alveg viss hvernig vín þetta er, en þetta voru allavega úrslitin...
You're Mead!

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miðvikudagur, mars 03, 2004

Ég gleymdi þessu víst áðan, en ég óska eftir einhverjum til að stinga mig í hálsinn, helst þannig að það komi stór ör á eftir. Mig nefnilega vantar pening. Elli hefur það annsi gott núna, búinn að fá nokkrar millur því að hann var stunginn í hálsinn fyrir nokkrum árum. Þar sem að mér veitti ekki af nokkrum millum þá óska ég eftir einhverjum til að stinga mig :D...

Til að taka burt allan vafa, þá er ég að djóka :D...
Elli, ekki eyða öllu á einum stað :D...

þriðjudagur, mars 02, 2004

Jæja, þá er það komið í ljós að þessi helgi var eiginlega hálf slöpp, maður kíkti á brodway á laugardaginn, en það dróg eiginlega bara stemminguna í mér niður. Þó að það hafi verið gríðarleg stemming þar, þá var ég ekki alveg að fíla þessa tónlist, síðan var meðalaldurinn þarna inni í kringum 17 ára, þannig að þetta var ekki alveg djamm fyrir okkur Vigga, síðan kíktum við eitthvað í bæinn, en Viggi var farinn að væla um að komast heim í tölvuna, þannig að ég gafst upp á endanum og fór með hann heim þar sem ég var á bíl...

Síðan fór ég í bíó á sunnudaginn, við kíktum á "Along came Polly" það var alveg fín mynd, alveg hægt að hlæja að henni og svoleiðis, síðan fór ég að hafa áhyggur af Vigga eftir það, því að hann fór að hugsa eins og carakterinn sem Ben Stiller var að leika, þetta fór að verða svolítið spúkí á tímabili með hann Vigga...

Annars síðan þá hefur maður bara verið að lyfta og gera bara einhverja vitleysu...